HP5: If You’re Comments Were These
Egotism first. Wooooooooot! OMG! I have seen the fifth Harry Potter
movie at last! And I think, it’s the best since Chamber of Secrets.
Honest.
Woke up late this morning, argh! My sistah didn’t put
the alarm clock in the alarm mode. I was planning to be in SM grounds
round 8am but then I arrived there 10:30 already. I was in a cram, I
didn’t have breakfast. Good thing, the first showtime was 11:45. Went
in the queue, unfortunately, wasn’t the first. Cinema 2 was available
first.
DAMN! I was about to buy two tickets. Sistah gave me her
money last night so I could buy for her and reserve her a seat in the
afternoon. Buying two tickets, you get a free HP5 notepad. Argh! I was
already near the cashier when I discovered I left my wallet. OF ALL THE
THINGS? But then I got my sister’s money. Nyahaha. Sent a text message
to her that she got to buy her ticket on her own.
I WAS THERE
INSIDE THE THEATER AT LAST. Gee, I was anxious enough to have gone to
the restrooms twice before the main feature. I was too excited.
SHIT!
OMG! DAMN! SHE’S AMAZING! BRILLIANT! COOL! WHOA! OH NO! WHAT THE? IS
THAT IT? DAMN HER! KILIG! AS IN?! DUH?! THIS IS IT! ARGH! SOMETHING’S
MISSING! OHLALA! CORRECT! VERY GOOD! APPLAUSE!
Whew. I was
alone, I dunno who were my seatmates were. But yeah, I was too noisy in
the theater. Couldn’t help myself. I SO MUCH LOVED THE MOVIE!
Now, if other people’s comments were these…
1) THE MOVIE DISAPPOINTS ME, QUITE FAR FROM THE BOOK!
*Duh?!
I say, ‘Wake up!’ This comment is so cliche. What can we expect with
the HP movies? Not had have enough with the previous ones? All over and
over again. People always say that the movies’ screenplay are from the
book. So be it. Get away with the book, get away with the movie. The
book is as good as itself, the movie likewise.
2) IT’S DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I IMAGINED.
*Maybe,
there’s a problem with your imagination. Are you lost? I think the
movie is very loyal to the book. As for me, its what it is as I had
imagined. Especially the Department of Mysteries scenes. Awesome!
3) SOME OF THE OLD CHARACTERS WERE BACK!
*I
agree. Nice to see the Dursleys again, and Lupin, and Trelawney, and
Fang, and Molly Weasley, and Percy Weasley, and of course, Sirius.
4) DANIEL’S HAIR IS UGLY.
*Ugly
but not that ugly, I mean, not so very ugly. Or just ugly, whatevah.
Admit it, though, he’s hot. I always love his sweat shirts, the color
combination and stuffs. He’s not that hyperactive and paranoid in the
movie compared to the book. Actually, I felt pity for him. And he’s
gentle most of the time.
5) EMMA AND RUPERT TANDEM HAS ‘KILIG FACTOR’.
*Haha.
So jologs of me to say this but, yeah sure. I noticed that they were
always ‘alone’ together. And oh, they were also wearing stripes most of
the scenes. I love that part where Ron got jealous with Grawp.
Pathetic. And that part also when Harry discussed his kissing with Cho
Chang. Hermie and Ron were laughing, seems like they’re reading each
others’ minds. I’m beginning to like Rupert Grint. I love his hairstyle
more than Dan’s.
6) THE PORTRAYAL OF UMBRIDGE WAS LAME.
*I
beg to disagree! What are you? Academy Awards critic? Were you not
satisfied? Heller? I think it’s your hypocrisy. The acting was great!
Though, she didn’t look the same as described in the book, gee, I did
feel the ANGER! As in! I could actually say, ‘Yeah, it’s Dolores’.
Loved her ‘ahems’. Loved her inquisitions. Loved her speeches. Loved
her cat collectibles.
7) LOONY LOVEGOOD WAS AS STRANGE AS IN THE BOOK.
*Hehe.
Appear! I agree to the max. Brilliant young actress. I love her overall
package. Not the Loony as I imagined from the book but she’s better as
I had imagined. Her voice was nice; kinda mysterious the way she spoke.
I dunno, I did feel kilig every time she and Harry were together. I
loved her script at the end of the movie: "The things we lost come back
to us in their own way. They come back in such ways we don’t expect."
HARRY-CHO KISS WAS SO ROMANTIC!
*Romantic
your ass! Sorry to tell you but I think there wasn’t an iota of kilig
factor. Even with that mistletoe echos. Can’t you see? Daniel’s quite
naive, he wasn’t hungry. Katie Leung was ugly…gained weight?
9) TONKS WAS FUNNY…AND PRETTY.
*I agree. Period.
10) SOME IMPORTANT PEOPLE WERE AS GOOD AS EXTRAS.
*I
think I can name a few…hmmm…McGonnagal, Hagrid, Ginny,
Moody,Kreacher, Seamus, Dean, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Patil Twins…who
else could you think? Neville? Fifty-fifty.
11) THE DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY WAS EXCELLENT.
*Not
all the time. Those scenes were boring, for me. The only part amazing
for me was when they practiced the Patronus Charm. Loved it! Luna’s
rabbit Patronus was cool. By the way, who were those cute guys in the
DA? Hehe. You might be disappointed with Cho, being the traitor. Well,
I think it’s the best thing for the director to do so that Katie will
be out in the next movie. It will be Harry and Ginny already. Harhar!
12) THE DAILY PROPHET SCENES WERE IRRITATING.
*Irritating
or straining to the eyes, it was the only way, I think, for the
director to cut the thickest HP book into 2-3 hours of film. Some of
the important events that have been avoided for the movie were there. I
think it was a nice concept. I’m not being biased as I am a journalist.
Nyahaha.
13) THE WEASLEY TWINS’ FIREWORKS MAYHEM WAS GREAT.
*Not
just great but exceeds expectations. Haha. OMG! That was fun. I never
thought that Filibuster Fireworks would have such bonggacious effects.
One of my fave scenes. Woohoo!
14) THE LEGILEMENCY LESSON WAS CONFUSING.
*What
do you expect? Someone’s reading you thoughts…the fast-flashing
scenes were supposed to be that. Loved Alan Rickman’s accent…ever an
inspiration. Neways, Snape’s worst memory was very well portrayed, even
without the slimy smelly undies.
15) THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC WAS EXACTLY AS I IMAGINED.
*EXACTLY is the keyword.
16) GRAWP IS COOL.
*He’s
not cool! It’s disappointing that he had to be computer generated.
Could’ve been better if there’s someone to act for him. Neways, I
think, he’s one of the extras in the film.
17) SIRIUS BLACK IS STILL THE SAME.
*Are
you blind? He’s not! He’s not shaggy anymore! HE’S HANDSOME! I always
imagined that Sirius is handsome. I love his long curly hair. He looked
like a medieval Scandinavian prince, like Dracula or anyone vampirish.
Supposed to be! He’s a rich kid, once. Grimmauld’s place was dark, but
not as I had imagined.
18) THE FIGHT FOR THE PROPHECY WAS JAW-DROPPING!
*Correct!
Correct! Correct! It’s my favorite part ever since from the book. I
could disregard the rest of of the book but not that scene which
happened from the last five chapters. Though the Halls of Time, Brain,
and Space weren’t featured, t’was still great. Loved the apparitions. I
praise Lucius Malfoy. I always wanted to see that moment where anyone
could combat with spells. Applause! Sirius Death? I’ve had enough
tragedy with the book. A comment for Bellatrix: I think she’s not evil
enough in the film. I saw that she feared Harry. Duh?! I wanted her to
be more cruel. I wanted to be angry with her. Well, that’s one
disappointment.
19) THE BATTLE OF GANDALF AND SARUMAN WAS BETTER THAN THAT OF VOLDEMORT AND DUMBLEDORE.
*GET
A LIFE! Go back to MiddleEarth with your freakin Hobbit friends. Did
you go to the CR during that final scene?! It was damn so good! I don’t
care what’s in the book and what’s not. Let’s focus on that from the
movie. The hand movements were great, the effects, the stunts. OMG! I
wanna be one of them! And that one when Harry was possessed. It’s a
battle with himself. Nice punchlines. More applause.
20) NO COMMENT.
*You’ve
been sleeping maybe. There are a lot of things for you to say
something. The soundtrack was great, isn’t it? And seems like the
director connected all the films due to Harry’s memories. Dudley was
very fat, right? Mrs. Figg was pitiful. Fudge was irritating?
Hey…still no comment? GEE, YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE.
Eight days to go for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Can’t wait.
