Bompertz Schizotopia

I was just curious about the film. I admit I loved ‘Beast Wars Transformers’ along time ago. But with the toys? Duh? My parents deprived me of such stuffs when I was a kid over books and anything genius.

Which is why I envied those boys at the cinema watching Michael Bays’ Transformers.

*Why did I say testosteronic? Everything masculine is there! ROBOTS, cars, jets, gadgets, techie, hacking, gardening, rock music, pets, football, grease, missiles, guns, military…name it! Any girl could get pregnant watching the film.

*I could sense the Steven Spielberg with every scene.

*I never liked the story that much. T’was complicated…enigmatic! Well, who can blame the sci-fis? What mattered most were the visual effects and the toy sales by Hasbro.

*Okay, I loved some punchlines. They’re intelligent. Worth some chuckles.

*Their war, our world. Now that makes sense. Neways, I liked the part where the Autobots were discussing about saving mankind. "Humans are VIOLENT…" But then, Optimus Prime said, "Humans are young species…they have much to learn." Quite true.

*I thought only vehicles. Whoa! Cellphones? CD players? Everything were turning to robots! I would love to have that cube.

*My seatmate was an old man who’s immune with his body odor. He was laughing at every robot-transformation scene. Might be recalling his toys from 19-forgotten. Nyahaha. And yeah, majority of the viewers were Adams. Duh? What if the movie’s about Barbie?

*I’m turning 21 tom!

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