A Schizotopian Debutante
Whoa! I’m 21 and it seems I got catapulted.
Neways, I woke up early and was horrified with the gargantuan pimple on my nose. ARGH! Of all the times? Whatta-gift from mother nature.
Fixed myself and checked my cellphone, listed down greeters from who greeted first down to the last (a birthday routine).
Went downtown to meet Mama and Papa. Was with sistah. Bought new shoes…and for sistah as well coz she might get jealous.
Went to school. The Whisper 2007 arrived! Distributed some copies. Murmurs. Duh? Chitchats.
Ohalala! Damn Dustin! He announced t’was my burtdei and poor Ms. Maggie gave me 500 Php for food. OMG! I was so embarassed. But thanks Ms. Mags! So I treated the Kasapatan with Mamma Maria’s. Nyahaha. So fun. Picture picture. Burp!
Went to Esem for family dinner. Toured for a while…I bought slippers, an addition to my rubber collection. We ate at Bob’s! T’was a simple dinner but I’ll never forget it. I got a cake and it’s damn delicious. No candles though.
So I’m 21. Am I ready to f*ck?
